Crossfit of Fremont


April 06, 2011


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This made me laugh, thanks.

so many lulz!

Who needs photographic evidence when he can just go to an approved affiliate and have it submitted to the website? This years games have done CrossFit a serious disservice.


MJ, that's funny!

Me: Hey RTCTKNY I have a joke for you!


Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

RTCTKNY: Well first of all the chicken (Gallus gallus domesticus) is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the Red Junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, and with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs.

Recent evidence suggests that domestication of the chicken was already under way in Thailand, Vietnam and the South East Asian jungles over 10,000 years ago, and spread into neighboring regions to the east such as China, and towards the west in India where it was conventionally thought to have been domesticated. From India the domesticated fowl made its way to the Persianized kingdom of Lydia in western Asia Minor, and domestic fowl were imported to Greece by the fifth century BC. Fowl had been known in Egypt since the 18th Dynasty, with the "bird that lays every day" having come to Egypt from the land between Syria and Shinar, Babylonia, according to the annals of Tutmose III.....

Me: Umm...dude, never mind.

That doesn't look humanly possible. Want to see video. are a freak!!!

But Crossfitters are superhuman! Just look at the numbers mon...

Good one. Should have posted this on April 1st.

Glassman could do it.

Well, it is *you*, Raz. :P "There's no way a person could jump 83 inches! Oh's Raz...." LOL!

For those who thought it was's not! For those whose took the time to prove it was not real...get a life!
Come on people it was 83", it doesn't take anything more then looking at it to know it's not real.

I dunno. Eriously sounds good. :P

Or seriously...

Holy crap people take stuff so eriously!!

super funny freddy, good post!

Gotta call BS on this one...where his hips are "at the top" indicate he could high jump a little over ten feet with bad form. nice try though.

Seriously, none of you actually thought this was real did you?!?!?! The whole point of the post was that it was You crazy CrossFitters!

repost of image data:

no need for video or discussion. if only you removed the image data first...

1st pic: 4/5/2011 2:30pm
2nd pic: 4/5/2011 2:30pm
3rd pic: 4/5/2011 2:29pm
4th pic: 4/5/2011 2:28pm


also unless your photographer can slowdown time and readjust the lens zoom and focus...

1st pic: focal length = 28mm
2nd pic: focal length = 28mm
3rd pic: focal length = 27mm
4th pic: focal length = 21mm

also the Canon EOS DIGITAL REBEL XS maxes out at 3 shots per second in ideal conditions. impossible to get off 4 flashes in under second too with that camera.

shot data:

My coworkers don't believe this. Can we see this on video? What if he's doing it in reverse?

I'm really confused. Raz is a bad ass, so I dunno if this is real, or just a satirical expansion of the last post. If this is real, Raz, that is awesome. If it's a joke, then "Haha". LOL

Pretty sure I can do 84" using the exact same method!

Wow! Raz just broke the women's high jump WR of 82.28"! (

Forget the gym...the Olympics is where he should be.

That's some funny f**king shit!!!

Poi Dog

It would be even more convincing if you changed the image file names so they are in the "correct" sequence. ;)

Holy Booby Traps Batman!!! Now that's SOLID!!!

White Men Can Jump! lol

Holy smokes, that is awesome!

Heh - that could have been photographed in reverse :-))

werez da vid?

Good thing Brad was in the picture otherwise, you know, everyone would have thought it was photo-shopped or staged or edited. The second to the last photo should have been Raz at the top in full hip extension with his head bursting through the roof and then the last one taken from the roof with a big epic smile on his face sticking out through the roof. Cheers!

That was like jumping over two of me! Pretty sick!

Well made box! That's A LOT of weight! Did you use the rope to get back down?

Yes, surreal is the exact word I was looking for....

congrats Raz! watching u jump that high was surreal. keep it up!

so damn cool! and you did it without your cape.

Raz: 2011 Crossfit games champion!

I like Brad's look in the picture . . . it is almost as if he's thinking 'we could get Raz to fix the lights without pulling out the ladder'

i just scored 181 pts on the workout this week (couldn't get that last jerk)...good luck to the rest of you suckers!!!

Wow!! - impressive Raz! Super Human.

Epic post. Love it, and it speaks volumes!

Friggn' Awesome!!

Yeah but can you dunk a basketball?

Hey Raz, Please show me how to do the kipping box jump :)

Phenominal post again!

That's awesome Raz!!! So jealous.

Crossfitters do fly!

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