Paying tribute to tools around the world!
A lot of people who "hate" CrossFit sure spend a lot of time on CrossFit websites reading about CrossFit. Every now and then, a CrossFit "hater" (who reads the One World blog) posts something so fucking funny, it is worth giving them the attention that they desire. This one from a lonely person posting as "Wilson Goveda":
"The average girl on the local high school field hockey team can deadlift 500 lbs. It's always funny to hear what Crossfiters praise a heavy lift."
DAMN!!!! Two things: I obviously should have been a girl. I wish I was a girl playing high school field hockey. (Is that weird???)
The results from the USAPL 2011 High School National Powerlifting are on the USAPL website. The best deadlift by a high school girl was 352#. Wilson must live in a town where the girls have drank a gallon of milk a day since they came out of their mamas. If those girls are deadlifting 500#, I wonder how good they actually are at playing field hockey.
And this part is funny too:
"It's always funny to hear what Crossfiters praise a heavy lift."
WTF?!?!?!? Strength is the end all. If you can lift 10# more than me or 250# more than me, I am impressed just as much either way. With a little bit of consistent training anyone can do conditioning workouts or run for long distances. Getting strong is much more of a long term commitment and way more impressive than a really good Fran time.
If you can couple pretty good strength numbers with a huge cardio engine, which most of the top CrossFit Games competitors can do, that is way impressive. Obviously, it's not average girl's high school field hockey impressive, but it's still pretty badass.
Oh Wilson.......maybe you should get a girlfriend so that you don't spend time on the One World site in between imagining that the girl on the free porn website is your girlfriend.
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MAKE-UP DAY 12/15/2011
Make-up a workout you missed over the last cycle....OR....work on a skill....OR....spend time posting comments on a website that you hate....or rest!!!
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Lyn, well if it were a pink elephant, everyone would pretend to not see it. :)
Posted by: khalid | December 16, 2011 at 03:03
Hey Sushi! Why does it have to be "White Elephant?" That is so racist!
Posted by: Lyn C | December 15, 2011 at 16:05
Hey sushi! Try Target, have some good stuff that's within the price range.
Posted by: Joe Nepo | December 15, 2011 at 14:19
Oh Annie.....so true hahaha
Posted by: freddy | December 15, 2011 at 13:16
Wilson Goveda sucks my balls...and he loves it.
Posted by: Monty Rey | December 15, 2011 at 13:04
LMAO! F doc you crack me up!
Posted by: Jcota | December 15, 2011 at 12:03
No one got back to me from yesterday's post. Does anyone know where I can find a white elephant for a decent price? I'd like to come to the party next Thursday, but I'll feel like an ass if I'm the only one without one.
Posted by: @sushi | December 15, 2011 at 11:09
Please spell my favorite people correctly. It's CrossFitters not CrossFiter.
Posted by: Master Bater PhD. | December 15, 2011 at 10:28
I gotta give to Wilson. Even after getting a verbal beating....he still posted another comment!
If only you show such commitment in working out (any work out!) you may actually find a girl rather than just watching them on the field!
btw....you don't know any free porn-sites? really?
Posted by: Chinmay | December 15, 2011 at 10:09
It's mastUrbates, High School Girl. Please have the decency to spell one of many favorites pastimes correctly.
Posted by: Smuggler | December 15, 2011 at 09:04
Come on boys,.... You guys are such guys.
Posted by: Annie | December 15, 2011 at 08:58
Only Wilson knows that the girls are busy playing field hockey because he masterbates while watching them play and when they are not playing, he visits One World site.
Posted by: High School Girl Field Hockey Player | December 15, 2011 at 08:23
You always know the right thing to say, Freddy!
Posted by: Joe Nepo | December 15, 2011 at 08:22
Your sense of humor is outstanding!! Thanks for making my day Freddy.
-Marlene
(my real name!!)
Posted by: Central IL loves One World | December 15, 2011 at 07:08
Not sure about the Wilson's Greatest Hits...but for the Freddy's Greatest Lines this one is in the top 5:
"maybe you should get a girlfriend so that you don't spend time on the One World site in between imagining that the girl on the free porn website is your girlfriend."
That is just classic. Gave me one of the biggest laughs I have had in awhile. Thanks!
Posted by: Jor | December 15, 2011 at 07:07
Should we start a "Wilson's Greatest Hits"??? I still call BS on the "average" high school girls lifting 500#
Posted by: freddy | December 15, 2011 at 06:56
I post a ton of funny comments on this blog. That was not my funniest. It was funny though. You are right about that.
You are wrong about the girls lifting 500 lbs though. The girls are too busy playing field hockey to participate in a USAPL meet so your data means zilch.
Where are the free pornsites?
Cheers!
Posted by: Wilson Goveda | December 15, 2011 at 04:57
I enjoy the trolls. It's amazing what they can author while typing with only their left hand....unless the are in the mood for "the stranger."
Posted by: Rob | December 15, 2011 at 04:53
I was going to jump in and defend my brother, but time and experience have taught me that there is no reasoning with a troll. He didn't make a well-reasoned point, trying to open a dialogue, ready to convince or be convinced depending on how people responded to him. He was just looking to incite a response and roll around in the puddle of shit that resulted from it. I'd recommend steering clear of responding to any trolls in the future, Freddy.
This response was still kinda funny, though.
Posted by: Jahed | December 15, 2011 at 01:58
Freddy, love ya brother. You have helped put together a really great place where people come together and better their lives- outstanding!!. At the end of the day who cares about one "bitter betty" has to say... You have done more good in the world then any of these haters can attribute as harm You're bigger and better then this.... Let the 47 year old Harry palmed troll swat at you from his mom's basement. The people that matter know what's up. Carry on!
Posted by: Radler | December 14, 2011 at 23:30